Ask Liu Chan!!
I usually don't answer questions directly in order, simply because I like to take my time with responses but trust me - I'll answer ANYTHING ;)
[ooc: DW Ask Master List: http://dwasklist.tumblr.com/]


[ooc: So you may have noticed that it took me a while to make a return post after my vacation ended two/three weeks ago. I was kinda debating on whether I should make a return to my Ask blog considering the constant bouts of Inbox nirvana my blog gets. I know Liu Shan is probably not that popular hence why I don’t get many asks (or maybe it’s my art/terrible humour? T-T), but it’s likely that I might eventually shut down this blog for good. Even with schoolwork and everything, I’d like to give it a chance, but if it’s come to the point where I haven’t got an Ask for four weeks I might as well turn my attention to other things :/
My ask box is still totally open however, so feel free to ask any questions if you feel like it :x]
[I’m going off to vacation in Florida for Christmas, so I will not be responding to asks until the 8th. You might as well start spamming me with asks now while I can still respond to them before I leave this Saturday. ;) Happy Holidays!]

..My lord…?
(ooc: I always knew Lu Bu took steroids in some sort of form ._____.)
(Source: scientificdeliriummadness)
Has NO ONE called for child services?!? ANYONE!??!
[ooc: By the way, I’ll be reaching my 50th Ask soon, so I thought I should probably do something special! Any suggestions (cosplay or whatnot)??]
Anonymous asked: Steamboat
[ooc: I was wondering why I got this ask for a while and finally remembered that one-word-story thing I was doing a few days ago. /forehead slap. This one’s short because I didn’t know what else to do with it ._.]
The tiny plastic boat floated along aimlessly through the suds of bubbles as Liu Shan rested his head on the porcelain rim of his bath tub. ‘How nice and warm the water is!’ he thought to himself, as he shut his eyes and let his mind shut off into a state of relaxation and pause. The strawberry-watermelon scent smelled sweet in the air and made the countless hours he had spent getting beat up training with the other Shu warriors worth the wait.
The boat wandered until it bumped against Liu Shan’s toe. The young man didn’t mind this at first, until he suddenly heard an odd giggle from the corner of the room. His eyelid first opened to observe the brightly colored toy, and then suddenly both eyes became large in fright and terror.
“PEDOYUN - GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BATHROOM!”